setInterval("refresh_location()", 1000*5); // 1000 ms * 5 = 5 seconds
function refresh_location ()
{
if(hidhits>0){
submitThem();
}else{
var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "You know you wanna click it.
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r_text[1] = "You can't click it just once.
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r_text[2] = "Click the button, I'll be your best friend.
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r_text[3] = "Click it or Ticket!
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r_text[4] = "Click the Button for Good Karma.
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r_text[5] = "A Click a day keeps the boredom away.
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r_text[6] = "Bored? Click the button for instant satisfaction.
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r_text[7] = "Roses are red, violets are blue, clicking the button is what you should do!
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r_text[8] = "Clicking the button removes stains from your carpet.
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r_text[9] = "It Slices, It Dices...actually it just adds your click.
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r_text[10] = "Hours of fun for the whole family, get Grandma in on it!
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r_text[11] = "Use the button to moisten your dry, itchy scalp.
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r_text[12] = "Please do not feed the gnomes that are making this site work
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r_text[13] = "Congratulations! You have just seen another witty quote
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r_text[14] = "The Most Clicked Button watches you sleep.
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r_text[15] = "Take this job and click the button.
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r_text[16] = "Tell your boss that clicking the button is a wise investment.
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r_text[17] = "Dropping the button on the floor engages the 3 second rule.
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r_text[18] = "Warning: Clicking too fast may cause hair to grow on your chest.
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r_text[19] = "If you never click the button, will you have truly lived?
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r_text[20] = "Clicking the button is kid tested and mother approved.
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r_text[21] = "In this economy, clicking the button is a real value.
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r_text[22] = "Nothing says loving like clicking the button.
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r_text[23] = "Clicking the button is finger licking good.
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r_text[24] = "9 out of 10 Dentists prefer The Most Clicked Button.
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r_text[25] = "Every time the button gets clicked, a Unicorn gets a Popsicle
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r_text[26] = "Clicking the button is better than a punch in the face
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r_text[27] = "Recent studies have shown that clicking the button increases sex appeal
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r_text[28] = "Clicking the button is worth at least two in the bush
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r_text[29] = "Clicking the button is 93% persperation, 4% electricity, 4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch ripple
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r_text[30] = "I said \"CLICK\" the button, not \"LICK\". Wipe your screen.
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r_text[31] = "The Most Clicked Button also recommends The Most Seconds
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r_text[32] = "The Most Clicked Button also recommends The Most Email
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r_text[33] = "The square root of 148,621 is The Most Clicked Button
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r_text[34] = "The Most Clicked Button is what Willis was talking about
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r_text[35] = "Hey you! You with the finger. Give it a click.
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r_text[36] = "Knock Knock. Who's there? The Most Clicked Button. The Most Clicked Button Who? Click Click Click.
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r_text[37] = "I smell smoke. There's smoke coming from your mouse button! DO SOMETHING!
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r_text[38] = "Never get the button wet, and never, ever feed the button after midnight.
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r_text[39] = "The best part of waking up, is clicking the button until you go back to sleep.
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r_text[40] = "Use Caution: clicking the button can accidently transport you to a different dimension.
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r_text[41] = "Click the button at least twice and call me in the morning
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r_text[42] = "Confuciuos say: Man who click button is wisest man of all.
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r_text[43] = "Disclaimer: The Most Clicked Button is not responsible for lost brain cells while clicking.
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r_text[44] = "If you must visit and not click, at least admit you're a party pooper.
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r_text[45] = "The Most Clicked Button has been known to cure heartburn, headaches and diarrhea.
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r_text[46] = "You are getting very sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy. You want to click the button.
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r_text[47] = "The Most Clicked Button likes you and says you are very attractive. Give it some love back.
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r_text[48] = "If The Most Clicked Button could talk, it would either say \"click click click\" or \"ouch!\".
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r_text[49] = "If you click the button, all of your wildest dreams will come true.
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r_text[50] = "The Most Clicked Button can pay you...IN GUM!
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r_text[51] = "No animals were harmed by clicking the button
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r_text[52] = "Clicking the button is 100% organic and uses no pesticides
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r_text[53] = "A click of the button is a delicious pizza topping. Try it!
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r_text[54] = "Google Search is NOT the most clicked button. Only The Most Clicked Button is the most clicked button.
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r_text[55] = "Clicking the button is Fat-free and only 100 calories per serving
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r_text[56] = "Get RIPPED in 90 days with The Most Clicked Button
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r_text[57] = "I don't click often, but when I do, I prefer The Most Clicked Button
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var i = Math.floor(58*Math.random())
document.getElementById('status_message').innerHTML = r_text[i];
}
}
// Get the HTTP Object
function getHTTPObject(){
if (window.ActiveXObject) return new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP");
else if (window.XMLHttpRequest) return new XMLHttpRequest();
else {
alert("Your browser does not support AJAX.");
return null;
}
}